Trust Me Bro: It's Expected Behavior

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Trust Me Bro: It's Expected Behavior

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DARLING, the AUDACITY! 💅 Developer swoops in with the classic "it's expected behavior" defense while making intense eye contact with the tester who's basically BEGGING for proof. The tester's face is SCREAMING "citation needed" while the dev is serving "trust me bro" realness. It's that magical moment when documentation is nowhere to be found and requirements are apparently written in invisible ink! The ultimate developer escape hatch - if you can't prove it's wrong, I'll just declare it right by divine coding intervention!

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