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Content Nick Zorchenhimer Found this in production today. I need a drink. public static bool CompareBooleans (bool orig, bool val) return AreBooleansEqual(orig, val); internal static bool AreBooleansEqual (bool orig, bool val) if(orig val) return false; return true; 12:54 AM 31 May 19 Twitter Web Client 2,519 Retweets 7,054 Likes 17

This is peak programming education right here! A function called getRandomNumber() that just returns 4 with a comment claiming it was "chosen by fair dice roll" and "guaranteed to be random." The irony is delicious. It's like saying "I'll pick a random card from this deck" and then always grabbing the ace of spades while maintaining eye contact. The "!false" with "It's funny because it's true" is the chef's kiss of programmer humor. This is basically what happens when you ask a junior dev to implement a random number generator after they've had three energy drinks and zero sleep.

Content NOOO THIS TECHNIQUE ENCAPSULATES BEHAVIOR AND STATE AND PROMOTES THE OPEN CLOSE PRINCIPLE AS WELL AS MAKES CODE MORE ROBUST, EXTENDABLE AND EASIER TO MAINTAIN WHEN YOU GET USED TO IT WHILE ENFORCING COMPILER ERRORS IF YOU FORGET TO HANDLE CERTAIN CASES THIS CODE S HARD 34 TO UNDERSTAND FOR ME (T MUST BESHIT 34 THIS CODE IS HARD TOUNDERSTAND FOR ME (MUST BE SHIT 14 14 0.1 2 55 70 85 100 115 2 0.1 130 145

Content 12 hr. ago I'm currently translating Xenia into Android for y'all. Here is my blueprint. Discussion So l am a business major that's changing over to genetics and then nano engineering. And so I am sure there are some linkage in learning to code and generic coding. So for practice I'm translating Xenia to android. After recently playing Deus Ex Human Revolution directors cut CEMU I realized ...fk So I have some apks built. But have yet to test. As I'm on my way to work. But will update as things go. And will post video and proof when I have Goldeneye XBLX rareware playing . But this is going to be fking fun. But here's the game plan. The user interface will be the blades of any version u prefer. And then. I think through some kind of azure linkage I can make it so you can sign into your legitimately own account and get achievements. You know all legit. So you can legitimately download updates or something. Will see how it goes But I've been using Al to help guide me through it. And I work at a dispensary now so. I'll create a GitHub and all that soon and post videos of how I created it. But if any of you have any desires or suggestions for what you want in an Android Xbox 360 emulator Imk. I'lI do PS3 after this.

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The self-dramatization of software engineers knows no bounds. There you are, lounging in a $1,500 ergonomic throne, sipping artisanal coffee in your climate-controlled apartment, while dramatically whispering war metaphors about writing a handful of assert statements. The true battlefield of our generation: deciding whether to use assertEquals() or assertTrue() while your Herman Miller gently cradles your suffering body. The struggle is clearly comparable to actual trenches. Truly, no one has ever faced such hardship as debugging code with fast internet and snacks within arm's reach.