Don't Even Test

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Don't Even Test

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The perfect encapsulation of developer chaos energy. First guy proudly declares "I'm merging it. fuck the tests" with the confidence of someone who's never had to debug a production outage at 2am. Then the follow-up comment claiming test writing is "a sign of weakness" - spoken like someone whose LinkedIn profile probably lists "School of Hard Knocks" as their education. Future them will be frantically typing "how to revert git push force" while their Slack fills with angry messages from coworkers. The bravado of the untested merge is the software equivalent of saying "hold my beer" before attempting a backflip off the roof.

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