Loop Variables: The Silent Killers

email Refactoring Deployment Production bugs Variable naming Last minute changes Server crash Smtp Loop counters

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Loop Variables: The Silent Killers

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Ah, the classic "let's rename variables right before production" disaster. Dev proudly ships a mass email feature, then decides to rename the loop counter "for clarity" (because that's definitely what causes production issues). Moments later, the SMTP server implodes twice because some genius didn't test after refactoring. This is why we drink.

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