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Stroustrup in 1987: "C++ is designed to make programming more enjoyable for the serious programmer." Programmers for the next 36 years: *crying while debugging memory leaks, fighting with template metaprogramming, and questioning life choices after seeing error messages longer than the entire codebase* Nothing says "enjoyable" quite like manually managing pointers at 3AM while questioning if you should've just become a farmer instead.

Left side: Regular person confidently declaring they feel "totally safe using Tesla Autopilot." Right side: Programmers who actually wrote the code having an existential crisis because they know exactly what lurks in those if-else statements. Nothing makes you question mortality like knowing the corner cases your code doesn't handle. The same programmers who put "// TODO: Fix this later" in production code are now responsible for keeping your car between the lines.

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