I Don't See Any Differences Either

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I Don't See Any Differences Either

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The compiler said "0 errors" so I shipped it! Who cares about those 5678 warnings? They're just the compiler being overly dramatic. Warnings are basically just passive-aggressive suggestions anyway. It's like when your IDE underlines half your code in yellow squiggles but everything still runs fine. Sure, there might be 5000+ instances of "variable may be null" or "unused import" or "deprecated method," but did we crash? NO! Ship it to production, baby! What could possibly go wrong?

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