Vibe Coder Mortal Enemy

So you're vibing, coding to your favorite lo-fi beats, feeling like the main character in your own developer montage, when suddenly someone whispers the three letters that make your soul leave your body: bug. Just one word. That's all it takes to shatter your entire existence and send you spiraling into a debugging hellscape where nothing makes sense and Stack Overflow has abandoned you. The "vibe coder" energy vanishes faster than your motivation on a Monday morning, replaced by pure existential dread and the realization that you'll be staring at logs until 3 AM. The prophecy has been fulfilled, the vibes have been annihilated, and your code is now your sworn enemy.