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Content websockets Q Search Getting started How-to auides APIreterence Topic guides About websockets Changelog Contributing License For enterprise If you're wondering why things are done in a certain way, the design document provides lots of details about the internals of websockets. Code at Conduct contributions Suations Cryptocurrency users Questions GitHub issues aren't a good medium for handling questions. There are better places to ask questions, for example Stack Overflow. If you want to ask a question anyway, please make sure that: it's a question about websockets and not about asyncio; it isn't answered in the documentation; it wasn't asked already. A good question can be written as a suggestion to improve the documentation. Cryptocurrency users websockets appears to be quite popular for interfacing with Bitcoin or other cryptocurrency trackers. I'm strongly opposed to Bitcoin's carbon footprint. I'm aware of efforts to build proof-of-stake models. I'll care once the total energy consumption of all cryptocurrencies drops to a non-bullshit level. You already negated all of humanity's efforts to develop renewable energy. Please stop heating the planet where my children will have to live. Since websockets is released under an open-source license, you can use it for any purpose you like. However, I won't spend any of my time to help you. I will summarily close issues related to Bitcoin or cryptocurrency in any way.

Content YO MISTER WHITE! someone's at the door who is it Swapping without using a third variable a a b: b a - b: a a - b; JESSE! JESSE!!! YOUR INTEGER OVERFLOW VULNERABILITY IS MAKING DENNIS RITCHIE ROLL IN HIS GRAVE! THE MODERN LLVM COMPILER PIPELINE HAS SPENT DECADES OPTIMIZING TEMPORARY VARIABLE ALLOCATION WITH SSA FORM, WHILE YOUR CLEVER CODE IS DESTROYING BOTH THE ARM AND X86 PIPELINE'S ABILITY TO PERFORM SPECULATIVE EXECUTION! YOUR ARITHMETIC TRICKS ARE CREATING SERIAL DEPENDENCIES IN THE CPU'S RESERVATION STATIONS, COMPLETELY NULLIFYING OUT-OF-ORDER EXECUTION! THE L1 CACHE PREFETCH LOGIC CAN'T ESTABLISH ANY COHERENT STRIDE PATTERN, THE BRANCH PREDICTION UNIT IS STALLING ON EVERY SPECULATIVE PATH, AND THE LOAD-STORE UNIT'S MEMORY DISAMBIGUATION LOGIC CAN'T MAINTAIN COHERENCY! AND DON'T YOU DARE SUGGEST YOUR XOR SWAP - IT CREATES A SERIAL DEPENDENCY CHAIN THAT DESTROYS INSTRUCTION LEVEL PARALLELISM AND PREVENTS BOTH MICRO-OP AND MACRO-OP FUSION ON MODERN ARCHITECTURESI A CLEAN TEMPORARY VARIABLE ALLOWS THE REGISTER ALLOCATOR TO MAINTAIN OPTIMAL REGISTER PRESSURE AND ENABLES STORE-TO-LOAD FORWARDING! BUT NO. YOU HAD TO PLAY CODE GOLF AND CREATE NON-TEMPORAL MEMORY ACCESS PATTERNS THAT DESTROY CACHE LOCALITY! THE PAGE TABLE WALKER IS THRASHING, AND THE TLB HIT RATE HAS DROPPED TO SINGLE DIGITS!

Content ells7 I wanted to dress my nephew as a zombie, but he ended up looking like a full stack developer

Content Cant find an answer Maybe i should on StackOverflow open a new thread "Thats a stupid question" NEVER AGAIN.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DRAMA of asking a simple coding question online! 💀 Left side: innocent newbie with puppy eyes asking for help in Python. Right side: the AUDACITY of these keyboard warriors telling you to "read the docs" like they were born understanding recursion! But PLOT TWIST! Bottom panel shows the rare unicorn who actually helps AND explains, getting a simple "thanks" while the rage-faces continue their existential meltdown about how you're "not a real programmer." The true heroes of StackOverflow are outnumbered by documentation-worshipping gatekeepers who'd rather die than explain a simple for-loop to a beginner. Heaven forbid someone asks how to center a div!

Asking for coding help on Twitter/X is like being a house cat who wants to hunt mice while surrounded by apex predators. The newbie asks an innocent question, and suddenly senior devs swoop in with increasingly complex alternatives that have nothing to do with the original problem. Junior: "How do I center a div?" 10x Engineer: "Nobody uses CSS anymore. Try this React component with styled-components." Staff Engineer: "Just migrate to Svelte." CTO: "We're rewriting everything in Rust and WebAssembly."