Our Little Secret

Content Most of our code The parts copied from Stack Overflow I don't touch. it works

Content X Local man switches to Arch, tells no one - by.... lunduke.substack.com Local man switches to Arch, tells no one Bryan Lunduke Dec 18,2021 0 18 DE Yesterday, at approximately 5:05pm, a Seattle area man installed Arch Linux on his home computer and has yet to tell anyone. "This appears to be the first occurrence of failing to tell someone that you run Arch," stated a representative of the Seattle Sheriff's Department. "We are actively investigating whether or not this is a crime. It definitely is a violation of norms." Twitter was abuzz with opinions about the news.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of having non-tech friends peek at your search history! 😱 There you are, innocently Googling "how to kill child of fork" like the responsible process manager you are, and suddenly everyone thinks you're plotting a tiny-tined murder spree! For the blissfully unaware: in programming, particularly in Unix/Linux systems, a "fork" creates a "child process" from a "parent process." And sometimes those children need to be... *dramatic whisper* TERMINATED. It's not murder, it's MEMORY MANAGEMENT, KAREN! 💅 The FBI agent monitoring my searches is probably on stress leave by now. "I swear officer, I was just trying to clean up zombie processes!"

Content When you type the regex pattern correctly without elp from stackoverflow He is speaking the language of gods.

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The modern developer's balancing act, visualized with stunning accuracy. That precarious tower of cans represents what's actually holding up your code—a foundation of ChatGPT at the bottom (let's be honest, it's writing half your functions), Google searches above it (for the errors ChatGPT creates), followed by pure dumb luck, ancient GitHub repositories you found at 3 AM, and tutorial videos from that one Indian guy who explains algorithms better than your $200K computer science degree. And finally, at the very top, desperately balancing on this tower of digital desperation? Your actual code—looking just as confused as that dog wondering how it got up there and how long before the whole thing collapses during the next sprint review.