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Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper 1969: -what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM? -sending people to the moon 2017: RAM? -running Slack -what're you doing with that 1.5GB of 10:38 AM Nov 3, 2017

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Oh, you sweet summer child thinking your job description actually means something! Here we have a job posting that's basically describing the bare minimum requirements for being a sentient human being. Can you sit? Can you use your FINGERS? Can you comprehend SPOKEN LANGUAGE? Congratulations, you're qualified for this $86k-$130k position! The "abilities" section reads like someone asked an AI to describe what humans do, but the real kicker is they're treating basic human functions as job qualifications. "Have finger dexterity to use a keyboard" – wow, revolutionary! Next they'll require you to have the ability to breathe oxygen and blink occasionally. But wait, there's more! They threw in "paid maternity leave" at the top like it's some kind of luxury perk instead of, you know, a basic human right in most developed countries. The whole thing screams "we're going to make you do EVERYTHING that wasn't mentioned here" while pretending to be transparent. Classic corporate move – describe being alive as job requirements so they can later claim literally any task falls under your abilities. Need you to fix the office plumbing? Well, you DID say you could extend your hands in any direction!

The evolution of commit messages is the programmer's descent into madness. First panel: "Bugfix" - the bare minimum effort when you just want to go home. Second panel: "102: Fixed double-jump" - slightly better, at least there's a ticket number. Third panel: "fix: double-jump bug in PlayerController; resolves issue #102" - the brief moment of professionalism when you think someone might actually read your commits. Fourth panel: "Lots of changes lol; Fixed low key sus double-jump yeeting players off map; also fire refactor of all movement physics fr" - the complete breakdown where you're mixing conventional commits with stream-of-consciousness ramblings and Gen Z slang. This is what happens at 3 AM when you've been debugging the same issue since yesterday and your brain is running on energy drinks and spite.

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