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Oh sweet merciful code gods! 💀 This chat is the EPITOME of workplace betrayal! Your colleague just threw you under the bus so hard you've got tire marks on your soul! That commit message... I'm DYING. "Added three components, deleted that extra feature was not needed, deleted it, still need to finish that bug from a month ago." ZERO INFORMATION. It's like writing "I did stuff" on your timesheet! And that final "YOLO" is the digital equivalent of setting the repository on fire and walking away in slow motion without looking back. The absolute AUDACITY! This is why we can't have nice things in software development! 🔥

The linguistic anthropology of programming languages we never asked for but desperately needed. C as Latin? Spot on—ancient, foundational, and nobody actually uses it conversationally anymore. The C++ as French comparison is *chef's kiss*. Needlessly complex rules that somehow make you feel inferior for not mastering them? Oui, c'est vrai. JavaScript as English hits too close to home—everyone cobbles together enough to get by, nobody follows the rules, and it somehow powers the entire world despite being a complete mess. And that Python burn... created to be easy but its users "could benefit from a shower once in a while." I've been in enough Python conferences to confirm this isn't entirely fiction. The Rust/Russian comparison might be the most accurate—passionate evangelists absolutely convinced their way is the only path to salvation. Memory safety or gulag, comrade!

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Coding life in a nutshell! You're happily working on your current project when suddenly a shiny new idea appears and BAM - you abandon everything to chase it! Meanwhile at the bottom of your hard drive, that skeleton is literally all your past projects sitting there... forever unfinished, collecting digital dust. The GitHub graveyard grows another tombstone! 💀 We all have that folder named "will_finish_someday" that we haven't opened since 2019!

Content Programming exercise: Hello Visual Studio Code Points: 01 Please write a program which asks the user which editor they are using. The program should keep on asking until the user types in Visual Studio Code. Have a look at the example of expected behaviour below: Sample output Editor: Emacs not good Editor: Vim not good Editor: Word awful Editor: Atom not good Editor: Visual Studio Code an excellent choice!

Content 9:27 62 Pay: Hourly pay based on experience Qualifications: - 5 ears' experience in cross-platform mobile development using the Flutter Framework - 5 ears' experience in Bluetooth Low Energy Client - Experience with both AndroidAndroid Studio and iOSOSX - Experience with previously taking a mobile development project from cradle to grave - Experience with the Programming Languages of either Dart, Kotlin, or Swift Thanks for your consideration, and I hope you have a phenomenal week. Sounds like a great job however you do realize that Flutter hasn't even been around for 4 years yet. So you will not be finding a developer with 5 years of experience since that is literally impossible. o Write a message...