The FBI Agent Monitoring Programmers

The judgmental cat has spoken the universal truth of debugging. You spend hours hunting for that elusive bug in your code, questioning your life choices and sanity, only to realize the issue was never in your brilliant algorithm or elegant architecture... it was the carbon-based error machine sitting in the chair. The real bug was you all along. Next time someone asks why your code isn't working, just point to this sage feline and whisper, "PEBCAK" (Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard). It's nature's way of keeping programmers humble.

Content SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS WITH 10 YEARS EXPERIENCE WHO KEEP GETTING REJECTIONS AND LOWBALL OFFERS COMPANIES: "THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS"

The AUDACITY of game development to trick us like this! First panel: pure innocence, naive optimism, and the sweet delusion that making games will be FUN. Second panel: still smiling, still hopeful, still COMPLETELY UNAWARE of the coding nightmare lurking ahead. Third panel: REALITY STRIKES with the force of a thousand merge conflicts! The soul-crushing despair when you realize your beautiful game idea has morphed into a bug-infested hellscape of spaghetti code and physics engines that defy actual physics! What started as "I'll make the next Minecraft" ends with you sobbing into your keyboard at 3 AM because your character keeps falling through the floor for NO LOGICAL REASON WHATSOEVER! Game development: where dreams go to die and coffee consumption reaches clinical concern levels.

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