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That smug smile says it all. Four years of education to discover you're actually just a professional Googler with impostor syndrome and a caffeine dependency. The gap between theoretical computer science and the reality of copying code from Stack Overflow is wider than the space between semicolons in a Java program. No, I'm not a computer scientist. I'm a digital plumber who occasionally knows why the pipes are leaking.

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