Finally Found A Designation For Me

Remember when AWK was actually used for text processing instead of just being that weird command in Stack Overflow answers? The existential crisis is real. This poor utility is having a mid-career breakdown after realizing its entire existence has been reduced to "print columns" by junior devs who have no idea about its pattern scanning and processing language capabilities. Like finding out your PhD is only being used to open beer bottles. The robot's face at the end is every senior engineer watching new grads discover grep for the first time.

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The eternal cycle of tech mentorship! Senior devs who once struggled with the same questions now weaponize "just Google it" like it's their sacred duty. Meanwhile, junior devs are just trying to navigate the labyrinth of documentation that seniors have Stockholm syndrome for. The irony? That senior probably has 47 Stack Overflow tabs open right now. Let's be honest - half of "senior experience" is just knowing exactly what to Google.

Content My reaction when my mentor finds my entirely copied code on StackOverflow

Content 107 I came up with this very jimmy rigged method of a multi lined string. Since converting a function into a string also returns any comments inside the function you can use the comments as your string using a multilined comment . You just have to trim off the ends and you have your string. var myString function() This is some awesome multi-lined string using a comment inside a function returned as a string. Enjoy the jimmy rigged code. . toString().slice (14, -3) alert (myString) share improve this answer answered Mar 21 '13 at 21:05 Luke 1,095 0 1 07 0 3

OMG, the SHEER DRAMA of developer life! 😱 The first search looks like a crime, but add "process stackoverflow" and suddenly it's just another Tuesday in programming! In Unix/Linux systems, "killing a child process" is literally just terminating a subprocess spawned by a parent process. And stackoverflow? That's when your call stack exceeds its limit and crashes! The FBI agent monitoring your searches goes from ABSOLUTE PANIC to "oh, just another developer having a mental breakdown." The struggle is REAL, people! Next time your program spawns too many processes, remember some poor FBI agent is having heart palpitations!