Finally Found A Designation For Me

Oh. My. GOD. The FANTASY of a bug-free existence! 😭 Imagine sleeping peacefully in a field instead of staying up until 4AM frantically Googling "why is my code possessed by demons?" The sheer AUDACITY of this meme suggesting we could actually REST if our code worked the first time! Sweetie, I haven't known peace since I wrote my first "Hello World" program. My relationship status? "It's complicated" with Stack Overflow and "desperately dependent" on console.log(). In this alternate universe without bugs, I'd probably remember what sunlight feels like instead of the harsh blue glow of my IDE highlighting 47 syntax errors!

The face of pure, unadulterated doubt . Every developer knows that look—it's the one you make when your colleague swears their 5-year-old Stack Overflow solution will fix everything. The same expression you had when the junior dev said "I rewrote it in Rust over the weekend" or when management promised "just one more small feature before release." That suspicious squint is the universal BS detector that evolves after your 50th "final version" turns into version 17.3.2-hotfix-please-god-work.

Content I can't wait to learn video game design! Eventually I'll start a company. I'm going to become a master coding! TWO TUTORIAL VIDEOS LATER... 000 000 I could deliver food. Maybe sell my ass.. 00 0000 eldercactus

Content Introducing the PORN Tech Stack Ever heard of a tech stack that's as memorable and cheeky as it is powerful? Allow us to introduce the PORN stack, an innovative blend of technologies for developing conversational Al applications. The PORN stack is a hard-hitting combination of: Pinecone: A vector database that's as sturdy as the tree it's named after. Used for high- speed data storage and retrieval. OpenAl: We've harnessed the power of OpenAl's ChatGPT API to be the charismatic Al brain behind our app's conversational abilities. React: This JavaScript library is our paintbrush for creating single-page applications and interactive user interfaces that respond at the speed of thought. Next.js: A React framework that's always one step ahead. It enables server-side rendering and static website generation for React-based web applications. That's right. We're shaping the future with PORN. Come one come all onto the PORN stack train, and find something truly satisfying. ProdrammerHumor.io

The first three panels show iconic movie characters walking away from explosions they caused - classic badass moments. Then there's the programmer, arms crossed, looking smug while surrounded by absolute spaghetti code. It's the perfect analogy for those devs who cobble together solutions using Stack Overflow snippets and somehow ship a product that works... technically. The code behind it? A ticking time bomb that future maintainers will curse for generations. Just another day in software development: creating chaos, walking away confidently, and letting someone else deal with the inevitable dumpster fire during the 3 AM production outage.

Content Tweet Angelica Reyes missanjreyes Never mock a beginner, especially when they're working hard to get better. When they ask "stupid questions", just respond and patiently guide them. No need to mock because chances are, they really don't know what to do and they trust that you can help them. 3:43 PM 16 Aug 20 Twitter for Android ill View Tweet activity 3,827 Retweets and comments 12.4K Likes ProgrammerHumor.to