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Content When you spend 5 hours fixing the error in your code and then see a different error message

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Content Actually original and funny jokes relating to programming - Arrays start at 1 -Debugging sucks -language sucks -semicolons suck -last week's posts -way too much HTMI -humor easily understood by non-programmers -hello world

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