What Is Sadistic

documentation Technical debt Spaghetti code Code review Bad practices Variable naming Collaboration

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What Is Sadistic

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Forcing your coworker to debug your spaghetti code is basically the programming equivalent of a torture chamber. That moment when they stare at your variable names like "temp1", "x2", and "idk_this_works" while their soul slowly leaves their body. The 7.5k upvotes are just fellow victims nodding in solidarity. Pure digital cruelty with a side of missing documentation. 👹

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