These F-Ing Logins Nowadays

Remember when logging in was just... logging in? Now it's like navigating an obstacle course designed by someone who clearly hates their users.

You want three simple steps. Corporate security theater gives you: a login button playing hide-and-seek in a signup page, 2FA codes that expire faster than your will to live, passkey prompts that don't actually work, and that one feature to "stay signed in" that's purely decorative.

The kicker? Half the time your password manager can't even autofill because some genius frontend dev decided to get creative with input field names. So you're there, fighting the form like it owes you money, manually copy-pasting credentials like it's 2005.

Security is important, sure. But maybe we've overcomplicated things just a tiny bit when logging into your expense report system requires more steps than launching nuclear missiles.