The corporate ladder? Pfft. The real career hack is introducing catastrophic bugs and then heroically "discovering" them through the bounty program. Why slave away for years climbing the ranks when you can just create the problem you're paid to solve? It's like arson for firefighters, but with better stock options. The ultimate insider trading that somehow passes legal scrutiny. Just don't get caught or you'll be enjoying a different kind of "remote work" - the kind with prison WiFi.
The Ethical Hacker's Retirement Plan
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