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The Sacred Art Of Resume-Driven Development

Programming Webdev React Frontend

11 months ago 258.3K views 0 shares

The Sacred Art Of Resume-Driven Development

That smug seal face is literally every developer who put "proficient in React" on their resume after completing a 3-hour YouTube tutorial. Nothing quite matches the serene bliss of frantically Googling syntax while your senior dev waits for that feature you claimed would be "super easy." The audacity of us all to list technologies we've merely waved at from a distance as "skills" is the foundation upon which our entire industry stands.

The Ethical Hacker's Retirement Plan

Security Debugging Programming

1 year ago 240.3K views 1 shares

The Ethical Hacker's Retirement Plan

The corporate ladder? Pfft. The real career hack is introducing catastrophic bugs and then heroically "discovering" them through the bounty program. Why slave away for years climbing the ranks when you can just create the problem you're paid to solve? It's like arson for firefighters, but with better stock options. The ultimate insider trading that somehow passes legal scrutiny. Just don't get caught or you'll be enjoying a different kind of "remote work" - the kind with prison WiFi.