Security Measures Gone Wild

Oh. My. GOD! The security team's worst nightmare in one catastrophic image! 😱 The poor, helpless "User" is just chilling in the truck bed while being ABSOLUTELY SMOTHERED by every security measure known to mankind! IAM, Zero Trust, MFA, Anti-DDoS, WAF AND FIREWALL?! It's like watching someone wear a hazmat suit, bulletproof vest, and helmet just to check their email! Meanwhile, the Vulnerability Manager is desperately clinging on for dear life because HEAVEN FORBID we miss a single patch update! The security stack is literally crushing the user experience while they're all crammed into this digital clown car! And they wonder why users find workarounds... 💀