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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Ddos Memes

Posts tagged with Ddos

Innocent Server Meets First Webcrawler

Security Webdev Networking Programming Debugging
4 days ago 59.2K views 0 shares
Innocent Server Meets First Webcrawler
Oh, the DEVASTATING innocence! 😱 Some poor, sweet summer child just unleashed their first web crawler on an unsuspecting server and has THE AUDACITY to wonder if it's a DDoS attack! Honey, your little butterfly of code isn't bringing down anyone's infrastructure—it's like showing up to a tank battle with a water pistol and asking if you're committing war crimes! The server is just sitting there, barely noticing your crawler's gentle tickle while you're over here worried you've committed the digital equivalent of arson. PLEASE, the drama of it all! Next you'll be worried your "Hello World" program is hacking the Pentagon! 💀

Put Wrong IP, Take Down Production

Devops Networking Security Programming Debugging
27 days ago 84.2K views 0 shares
Put Wrong IP, Take Down Production
Just another Tuesday in DevOps. You're casually sipping coffee, testing a new rate limiter in what you thought was the staging environment. Then you realize you typed 10.0.1.5 instead of 10.0.1.6 and suddenly the entire company Slack is lighting up with alerts. Production is down, customers are screaming, and your coffee is now being violently expelled from your body as pure adrenaline takes over. The best part? You'll get to explain this in the post-mortem tomorrow while the CTO stares directly into your soul.

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