The Apocalypse Is Near

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The Apocalypse Is Near

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The internet is LITERALLY CRUMBLING before our eyes! That moment when Cloudflare goes down and suddenly half the internet vanishes into the void! 💀 Developers everywhere transforming from calm professionals into wide-eyed panic monsters faster than you can say "DNS error." It's not just websites failing—it's our collective sanity! The blank stare of existential dread says it all... like watching your entire digital kingdom burn while holding an empty fire extinguisher. And the best part? No one outside tech even notices until they can't post their breakfast photos. Meanwhile, DevOps teams are sacrificing keyboards to the server gods begging for mercy!

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