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Content STOP DOING OPEN SOURCE All Rights Reserved 2022 by CarbonGhost SOFTWARE WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE FREE YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for PUBLIC SOURCE CODE Wanted to view source anyway for a laugh? We had a too for that: It was called "DECOMPILING" "Yes please give me A FORK, please give me A FORK OF A FORK" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what open-source Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the Computers and Operating Systems we built for them (These is REAL Software, created by REAL Developers): ?????? ???????? ???????????????? "Hello I would like 1340 comoses please" They have played us for absolute fools

Content WHY AREN'T YOU CODING? UM... so you knOw HOw REGULAR EXPRESSIONS ARE HARD TO READ? AND I KNOW IT SOUNDS STUPID, BUT-LET ME GUESS: YOU GOT THE REGULAR EXPRESSION TO ANALYSE ITSELF, AND NOW IT'S TAKEN OVER YOUR COMPUTER AND SEEMS To HAVE BECOME SELF-AWARE? SO, UH, I BUILT A TOOL TO AUTOMATICALLY ANALYSE AND EXPLAIN ANY REGULAR EXPRESSION. THE TOOL WAS ITSELF JUST ONE BIG REGULAR EXPRESSION. HOW DId YOU KNOW? HAPPENS EVERY DAMN TIME... RIGHT, WE'RE GOINg TO NEED A USB STICK, A LARGE MAGNET, AND SOME HOLY WATER. UH QUICKLY PLEASE. TIME IS A FACTOR. WHYARENTYOUCODING.COM

Content TOP DEFINITION C f S A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C makes no such concession and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong. It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. It takes at least twice as long to program in C as any other major language (except C). The men who program in C are Real Men. The women who program in C are Real Men too. You can spot a C programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all. Dev: 'Hey, Reg, you know C right? What does: "Isrc Cont. spp(52) : error C2679: binary '': no operator found which takes a right- hand operand of type 'int' (or there is no acceptable conversion) C: Program Files Microsoft Visual Studio 8VC include vector(392): could be 'std::VectoriteratorTy, Alloc std::VectoriteratorTy, Alloc::operator (const std::VectoriteratorTy, Alloc)' with TyMain::Cont, Allocstd::allocatorMain::Cont while trying to match the argument list "(std::VectoriteratorTy, Alloc, int)' with TyMain::Cont, Allocstd::allocatorMain::Cont " mean?' Reg: 'You missed a semicolon at the end of the line.'

Content "Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live." - Rick Osborne -

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this kernel developer confessing his darkest sin! 💀 Using a GUI for Git is basically like admitting you put pineapple on pizza while working at an Italian restaurant. The command line purists are literally SHAKING right now. Meanwhile, she's having an existential crisis because deep down she knows that even she has installed GitKraken during moments of weakness. The shame! The horror! The convenience of drag-and-drop merge conflict resolution!