Please Choose A Password You Will Not Have Used In The Future

So the system is asking you to create a password that's different from your previous 0 passwords. Zero. None. Zilch. Which means literally any password works because you haven't used any passwords before. But instead of just saying "create a password," some genius developer wrote validation logic that accidentally reveals you're a brand new user with no password history. It's like a bouncer saying "you can't wear the same outfit you wore the last 0 times you were here" – technically correct, but hilariously pointless. The real kicker? They still made it a requirement with a bullet point and everything, as if checking against an empty list is some kind of security feature. Peak enterprise software energy right here.