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Practically Equivalent Refactor

C++ Gamedev Algorithms Programming Debugging

17 days ago 143.7K views 1 shares

Practically Equivalent Refactor

OH. MY. GOD. Someone actually wrote a function that checks if a deck is unique by comparing it to previous decks, loops through ALL 52 CARDS, and then... PLOT TWIST... returns true no matter what! 🤦‍♀️ The drama here is ASTRONOMICAL! That entire red section is just elaborate theater that does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. It's like building an entire security system for your house but leaving the key under the mat with a neon sign saying "KEY HERE!" The function name promises uniqueness but delivers LIES. Trust issues? I have them now.

Simplified Not Fixed

Java Programming StackOverflow Debugging Testing

17 days ago 137.9K views 0 shares

Simplified Not Fixed

Ah, the classic "I technically did what you asked for" defense mechanism. The function claims to check if a book title is a duplicate, but it's actually doing the exact opposite of what its name suggests. It prints "Book not in bookshelf" when it finds a match and "Book in bookshelf" when it doesn't. And that's not even addressing the potential NullPointerException lurking in the shadows. The perfect representation of "it works on my machine" energy. Simplified? Yes. Fixed? Absolutely not. It's like putting a fresh coat of paint on a car with no engine and calling it "simplified transportation."

Every Damntime

Debugging Programming Testing

2 months ago 83.3K views 0 shares

Every Damntime

Ah yes, the classic programmer paradox. You spend hours writing code, convinced it's broken because it's not producing the expected output. Then you realize with crushing disappointment that your code is working exactly as instructed - you just instructed it poorly. The computer isn't wrong; your logic was. It's like yelling at a calculator for correctly telling you that 2+2=4 when you meant to multiply.

Intern Programmer

Csharp Programming Debugging Testing Backend

4 months ago 133.2K views 0 shares

Intern Programmer

WHAT IN THE BOOLEAN LOGIC NIGHTMARE IS THIS?! 🤯 Someone created a function called CompareBooleansEqual that calls AreBooleansEqual ... which returns false when values ARE equal and true when they're NOT! It's like building a fire alarm that screams "ALL CLEAR!" during an actual fire! Whoever wrote this probably also labels their sugar container as "salt" and vice versa. No wonder the dev needs a drink - I need the entire liquor store after seeing this code abomination!