Nothing says "successful security implementation" like locking yourself out of your own system! That moment when your super-strict firewall rules work perfectly – by blocking even your own SSH connection to the remote server. Now some poor sysadmin has to make the digital walk of shame: a 500km road trip just to press a power button. Security experts always say "defense in depth," but they never mention "leave yourself a backdoor, you idiot." The minions audience is just perfect - thousands of identical yellow followers witnessing your magnificent self-own.
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