Windows Defender's Selective Protection

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Windows Defender's Selective Protection

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Windows Defender standing there with arms wide open, completely ignoring the barrage of threats raining down on poor Android Studio. Classic Microsoft security theater at its finest. That's why we all end up installing third-party antivirus software despite Windows swearing its Defender is all we need. Meanwhile, Android Studio just lies there, exhausted from consuming 32GB of RAM and still asking for more.

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