Windows Defender's Selective Protection

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Ah, the classic tale of the tech-illiterate conspiracy theorist who thinks they've uncovered the grand Microsoft deception. System32 is literally just the core Windows directory containing critical system files—delete it and congratulations, you've bricked your computer! The December 31, 1969 date is actually Unix epoch time (January 1, 1970 UTC) minus a timezone offset—basically the computer equivalent of "the beginning of time." It's what systems show when a file has no valid timestamp. But sure, go ahead and "save yourself 700kb" by deleting essential system files. I'm sure your computer will run so much faster in its new state as an expensive paperweight.

Non-programmers think calling you ugly is a sick burn, but real programmers know true pain is financial. That smug cat represents all of us who've felt the existential dread when VS Code launches and Microsoft's stock immediately plummets. Why waste time on personal insults when you can attack someone's professional choices and their investment portfolio simultaneously? That's efficiency—the programmer way.

OMG, Windows' BSOD evolution is the ULTIMATE corporate therapy journey! 😂 From that terrifying cryptic blue screen that screamed "YOUR COMPUTER IS DOOMED" to a sad face that's like "oopsie, my bad" - and now apparently heading toward full-blown UwU anime territory! Next update: your computer will crash and offer you a virtual hug while whispering sweet nothings about how "it's not you, it's the drivers." Microsoft really said "let's make system failures ADORABLE" and honestly, I'm here for this emotional support crash. Nothing says "your work is gone forever" quite like kawaii text and a digital nap!

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