Hollywood's Idea Of Hacking Makes Programmers Scream

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Hollywood's Idea Of Hacking Makes Programmers Scream

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THE AUDACITY! Hollywood thinks updating packages and mashing random keys is "hacking"?! I'm sitting there, drink in hand, SCREAMING internally as they break into the Pentagon with a single command line. PLEASE! Real hacking is 8 hours of Stack Overflow research followed by crying in the bathroom when your exploit fails because you forgot a semicolon. But sure, show me another montage of green text on black screens while I die inside! 💀

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