Norton 360 For Gamers: Because Headshots Shouldn't Come With Malware

The ultimate tech interview power move. Skip the résumé, just hack the interviewer's calendar. Bonus points for finding their salary spreadsheet while you're in there. When they ask about your "ethical hacking skills," just stare blankly and say "what ethics?"

The networking nerd's ultimate flex. When asked for his address, this guy escalates from public IP (157.42.20.132) to localhost (127.0.0.1) and finally drops the MAC address bomb (00:A0:C9:4F:73:2E). It's that special moment when you realize you've been working in IT too long – you don't just know your digital addresses better than your postal code, you've got them memorized in order of increasing specificity. The interviewer probably just wanted to mail him his rejection letter.

When they said "tip your server," I don't think this is what they meant. That poor rack server just took a nosedive onto concrete, spilling its guts like a digital piñata. Years of carefully managed RAID configurations, backups, and production data scattered across the floor in seconds. Somewhere, a sysadmin is having the worst day of their career while the CTO is frantically checking if their resume is up to date. Hope they had off-site backups, because no amount of "have you tried turning it off and on again" is fixing this massacre.

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of Hollywood! Showing "elite hackers" furiously typing eight print statements and calling it a day! Meanwhile, real programmers are sobbing into their keyboards trying to fix that ONE bug for 17 hours straight! 😭 Hollywood's version of hacking: green text + progress percentages = INSTANT ACCESS TO THE PENTAGON! In reality, we're all just glorified error message readers who occasionally make the computer do a thing. The bar is so low it's practically a tavern in hell!

Regular coding mistakes: "Oops, I forgot a semicolon." Enterprise coding mistakes: "So I accidentally stored everyone's unencrypted photos with location data in a public Firebase bucket and now there's a map of all users circulating online." This is why we can't have nice things in tech. Some junior dev probably skipped the security training to finish that "urgent feature" and now lawyers are measuring their future yachts. The difference between "ship fast" and "shipwreck" is just a few lines of code and a complete disregard for basic security practices.

The most honest Terms & Conditions dialog in software history. While we blindly check that little box and proceed, this dialog is having none of it. "1208 lines in just a second" is basically calling us all liars, followed by the sadistic 20-minute timeout before you can install. It's the digital equivalent of your mom making you finish your vegetables before dessert, except the vegetables are legalese written by someone who charges $800/hour. Next time just add "firstborn child" to the terms—we'd still click without reading.