antivirus Memes

Hackerman: When Hello World Is Too Dangerous
C++ Security Microsoft Windows Programming
4 days ago 65.2K views 0 shares
Hackerman: When Hello World Is Too Dangerous
When your antivirus flags a "Hello World" program as malware. That moment when Visual Studio thinks your perfectly innocent C++ code is actually a sophisticated cyber attack. The compiler's paranoia level is over 9000! Meanwhile, you're just sitting there like a misunderstood genius whose revolutionary "print" statement is clearly too powerful for this world. Security systems trembling before the might of your semicolons.

Wow, Thanks For The Advice!
Security Windows StackOverflow Linux
4 days ago 60.5K views 0 shares
Wow, Thanks For The Advice!
The classic "just use Linux" response in its purest form. Someone desperately reaches out for antivirus recommendations, and the tech community's solution? "Common sense is the best antivirus" – right before watching them drown in malware. It's like telling someone who can't swim that "not drowning is the best swimming technique." Thanks for the life-changing wisdom, Reddit security experts! I'm sure that advice will come in handy when grandma clicks on that Nigerian prince email.

True Pirate Of The Digital Seas
Security Networking Programming
9 days ago 72.1K views 0 shares
True Pirate Of The Digital Seas
From fictional pirate to actual digital pirate. John McAfee, the chaotic neutral of tech, went from creating antivirus software to becoming the very thing he swore to destroy. Started a security empire, then spent years on the run dodging taxes and authorities while tweeting cryptocurrency advice from yachts. The man literally had "not today" tattooed on his arm when it came to paying the government. If Jack Sparrow had a CompSci degree, he'd absolutely be running some sketchy blockchain startup from international waters.

Windows Defender's Selective Protection
Windows Security Microsoft Android Programming
10 days ago 76.9K views 0 shares
Windows Defender's Selective Protection
Windows Defender standing there with arms wide open, completely ignoring the barrage of threats raining down on poor Android Studio. Classic Microsoft security theater at its finest. That's why we all end up installing third-party antivirus software despite Windows swearing its Defender is all we need. Meanwhile, Android Studio just lies there, exhausted from consuming 32GB of RAM and still asking for more.

How The Turntables: The McAfee Legacy
Security Microsoft Windows Programming Debugging
20 days ago 86.0K views 1 shares
How The Turntables: The McAfee Legacy
The ultimate corporate irony. McAfee, the company that's supposed to protect your computer, managed to crash the entire world with a botched update in 2010. Then their CTO bounces to start CrowdStrike—which is now a cybersecurity giant worth billions. For those who don't know the backstory: that 2010 update misidentified a critical Windows file as malware and deleted it from thousands of computers worldwide. Corporate networks collapsed. Hospitals went offline. Absolute chaos. Fast forward to today, and CrowdStrike is doing the exact same thing but with fancier marketing slides. The circle of tech life continues...

Calm down antiviruses
Programming
6 months ago 17.1K views 0 shares
Calm down antiviruses | program-memes, virus-memes, antivirus-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Which Level Are You At
Programming
1 year ago 11.4K views 0 shares
whichLevelAreYouAt | virus-memes, antivirus-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Making Antiv Making virus Making virus to sell antivirus putting virus in pirated games putting virus in free antivirus putting virus in paid antivirus

Times are Changing Guys
Linux Backend
2 years ago 7.7K views 0 shares
Times are Changing Guys | developer-memes, software-memes, virus-memes, antivirus-memes, git-memes, github-memes, security-memes, ssl-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GitHub to replace "master" with alternative term, the main branch will now be referred to as 'Senpai' uwu GitHub getting on board legitimizes movement aimed at removing racially-charged language from software. a in F f By Catalin Cimpanu I June 14, 2020 - 12:11 GMT (05:11 PDT) TopIC: Developer MORE FROM CATALIN CIMPANU Security Lamphone attack lets threat actors recover conversations from vour light bulb Security Russia says Germany has not provided any evidence of Bundestag Security Stalkerware detection rates are improving across antivirus products GitHub is working on replacing the term "master" on its service with a neutral term like "main" to avoid any unnecessary references to Frocrammersumor.to - TECHREPUBLIC Security Italian company exposed

Dave
Programming
2 years ago 21.5K views 0 shares
Dave | software-memes, virus-memes, antivirus-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ADATAA SECURITY IN THIS CORNER, WE HAVE FIREWALLS, ENCRYPTION, ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE, ETC AND IN THIS CORNER, HUMAN ERROR www.jklossner.com Colo KOssiet ProdrammerHumor.io

Sad
Programming
2 years ago 10.3K views 0 shares
Sad | program-memes, virus-memes, antivirus-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content mysterymanbob sad story friend did a crappy torrent of norton antivirus, the program successfully detected itself as a threat and deleted itself during a scan

Wait What
Programming
2 years ago 8.7K views 0 shares
Wait.....What??? | virus-memes, antivirus-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content G Corona virus antivir X coronavirus antiviral coronavirus antivirus coronavirus antivirus free download coronavirus antiviral treatment coronavirus antiviral drugs coronavirus antiviral medication ProdrammerHumor.io

The coding God
Programming
2 years ago 9.8K views 0 shares
The coding God | coding-memes, software-memes, catch-memes, loc-memes, virus-memes, antivirus-memes, lock-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content June 10, 2019 oday at 6:12 PM Lmao who needs antivirus software just overclock your processor really fast so the viruses can't catch up with the speed He is speaking the language of gods.