The Install Wizard IQ Spectrum

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The Install Wizard IQ Spectrum

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The bell curve of software installation intelligence! On the left side, we have the blissfully ignorant user with an IQ of 55 who just clicks "Express Installation" without a care in the world. In the middle at IQ 100, we have the sweating, paranoid user meticulously reading every custom installation option like they're defusing a bomb. Then on the right side, we have the enlightened 145 IQ user who confidently chooses "Express Installation" because they know that fighting the inevitable bloatware is futile and they can just uninstall it later anyway. The true galaxy brain move is accepting that resistance against PUPs (Potentially Unwanted Programs) is ultimately pointless.

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