Imagine Explaining This To Users

Session management Enterprise software Sap authentication Logout User experience Identity-provider Timeout

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Imagine Explaining This To Users

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Oh, you sweet summer child thinking you can just LOG OFF like a normal human being! The absolute AUDACITY of expecting a simple logout to actually... you know... LOG YOU OUT. Instead, you get trapped in some SAP Authorization and Trust Management purgatory where your session timeout is having an existential crisis and refusing to communicate with your identity provider. It's like breaking up with someone but they're still using your Netflix account for 30 minutes after you changed the password.

The "solution"? Tell Karen from accounting to log in, then immediately log out, OR log out directly from the identity provider. Because nothing screams "user-friendly" like asking people to perform a ceremonial logout ritual just to avoid a security vulnerability. Why fix the timeout mismatch when you can just gaslight users into thinking this is totally normal behavior? Chef's kiss on that enterprise software experience! 💋👌

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