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Imagine Explaining This To Users
Security Webdev Backend
2 days ago 165.5K views 0 shares
Imagine Explaining This To Users
Oh, you sweet summer child thinking you can just LOG OFF like a normal human being! The absolute AUDACITY of expecting a simple logout to actually... you know... LOG YOU OUT. Instead, you get trapped in some SAP Authorization and Trust Management purgatory where your session timeout is having an existential crisis and refusing to communicate with your identity provider. It's like breaking up with someone but they're still using your Netflix account for 30 minutes after you changed the password. The "solution"? Tell Karen from accounting to log in, then immediately log out, OR log out directly from the identity provider. Because nothing screams "user-friendly" like asking people to perform a ceremonial logout ritual just to avoid a security vulnerability. Why fix the timeout mismatch when you can just gaslight users into thinking this is totally normal behavior? Chef's kiss on that enterprise software experience! 💋👌

The Corporate Software Suffering Hierarchy
Agile Devops Programming
7 months ago 196.1K views 0 shares
The Corporate Software Suffering Hierarchy
The eternal corporate software hierarchy of suffering! First panel: Developer slumped over in despair because they have to use SAP, the enterprise resource planning software that's basically the DMV of software systems. Second panel: "But wait, there's more misery to come!" Third panel: Enter Jira, the project management tool that somehow manages to make tracking tickets feel like filing taxes in Byzantine bureaucracy. Fourth panel: "Congratulations, you've unlocked a new level of developer hell!" The perfect illustration of how enterprise software solutions are just increasingly sophisticated torture devices wrapped in corporate buzzwords.