Brain: "Hey you goin' to sleep?"
Dev: "Yes, now shut up"
Brain: "You committed the API Keys to a public repo"
Nothing jolts a developer from the edge of sleep like remembering they accidentally pushed sensitive credentials to GitHub. That moment when your brain reminds you that your AWS keys are now visible to every bot scraping public repos, and your company credit card is about to fund someone's crypto mining operation in Siberia. Sweet dreams!
How To Sleep (Or Not)

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