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Gotta Fix That Bug Right Now

Debugging Programming Testing

2 days ago 74.3K views 0 shares

Gotta Fix That Bug Right Now

Behold, the ONLY thing that can wake a programmer from the deepest slumber! 😱 Earthquakes? Sleep right through them. Thunderstorms? Practically lullabies. ALIEN INVASION?! Just five more minutes, please. But the MILLISECOND your brain decides to remember how to fix that cursed bug on line 56 that's been haunting you for THREE DAYS? BOOM! Wide awake at 3:47 AM with the solution burning in your brain like a supernova! The audacity of our own minds to interrupt perfectly good sleep for CODE FIXES is the true definition of programmer trauma. And we wonder why we're all caffeine-dependent disasters! 💀

How To Sleep (Or Not)

Security Devops Git Cloud

28 days ago 108.5K views 0 shares

How To Sleep (Or Not)

Brain: "Hey you goin' to sleep?" Dev: "Yes, now shut up" Brain: "You committed the API Keys to a public repo" Nothing jolts a developer from the edge of sleep like remembering they accidentally pushed sensitive credentials to GitHub. That moment when your brain reminds you that your AWS keys are now visible to every bot scraping public repos, and your company credit card is about to fund someone's crypto mining operation in Siberia. Sweet dreams!