Hollywood's Elite Hacking Academy: Print Statements Save The Day

HOLLYWOOD'S IDEA OF HACKING IS LITERALLY EIGHT PRINT STATEMENTS IN A TERMINAL! 😱 The absolute DRAMA of it all! You know what real hacking looks like? Hours of staring at documentation, crying over authentication errors, and accidentally locking yourself out of your own system! But noooo, in movies it's all neon green text, progress bars, and suddenly you're inside the Pentagon with just a few keystrokes! The sheer AUDACITY of these filmmakers to think we wouldn't notice they just wrote a basic "Hello World" script with FBI-flavored sprinkles! Next they'll show us "enhancing" a 2-pixel image into a 4K masterpiece! THE HORROR!