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To Be Fair Importing Logging Can Take Several Minutes
Python Programming Debugging Backend
1 day ago 117.9K views 0 shares
To Be Fair Importing Logging Can Take Several Minutes
OMG, the absolute HORROR of seeing a Python dev using print() statements instead of proper logging! 😱 It's like watching someone use a butter knife to fix an electrical outlet! Sure, importing that logging module takes a WHOLE EXTRA LINE of code and the UNBEARABLE AGONY of typing 'import logging' instead of just sprinkling print() statements everywhere like confetti at a debug party. But honey, when your production server is on fire at 2AM and you can't find which of your 500 print() statements is relevant, you'll be BEGGING for timestamp and log levels! The walk of shame depicted here is just *chef's kiss* PERFECTION.

The Sophisticated Art Of Debugging
Debugging Javascript Programming Python Backend
14 days ago 138.6K views 0 shares
The Sophisticated Art Of Debugging
The evolution from peasant-tier print statements to sophisticated log functions is the coding equivalent of putting on a tuxedo. Sure, both get the job done, but one makes you feel like you actually know what you're doing while hiding the fact that your debugging strategy is still "throw random text at the console until something makes sense." Fancy logging with timestamps and severity levels is just us pretending we're not still the same confused devs who started with print("here") and print("why god why") .

I'm Clearly An Expert
Python Programming Debugging
22 days ago 113.6K views 0 shares
I'm Clearly An Expert
The classic gossip-turned-debugging scenario! Girl 1 whispers "I heard he doesn't print " with shock, only for Girl 2 to gasp "He does import logging "! It's that moment when you realize your colleague isn't a barbaric caveperson using print() statements to debug their code, but actually a sophisticated developer using proper logging practices. The programming equivalent of discovering someone uses a fork instead of eating spaghetti with their hands.

The Evolution Of Print Statements
Java C++ Programming Python
3 months ago 147.8K views 0 shares
The Evolution Of Print Statements
The simplicity-to-verbosity pipeline of programming languages in one perfect SpongeBob progression: Python's print - clean, simple, happy SpongeBob energy. Just works! C++'s cout - slightly more complex with those weird << operators, but still manageable. SpongeBob's starting to feel the strain. And then there's Java's System.out.println - the final boss of verbosity that makes you question your life choices. Poor SpongeBob looks like he's having an existential crisis just typing it out. The real nightmare isn't the syntax - it's that someone at Oracle decided "Hey, let's make developers type 21 characters where 5 would do!"