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The Cosmic Timing Of Parental Needs
Gamedev Programming
8 days ago 63.1K views 0 shares
The Cosmic Timing Of Parental Needs
The universal law of parental needs: they're inversely proportional to your gaming availability. You ask if help is needed, they say no, and the millisecond you commit to a ranked match that you can't pause, suddenly they're performing an interpretive dance of urgent requests. It's like they have a sixth sense for detecting the exact moment your ELO rating is on the line. The worst part? This cosmic joke transcends gaming—it applies to critical git pushes, database migrations, and that moment when you finally understand a complex algorithm. The universe simply cannot allow uninterrupted focus.

Grandma's Catastrophic Data Breach Celebration
Security Programming Databases
20 days ago 73.2K views 0 shares
Grandma's Catastrophic Data Breach Celebration
OH MY GOD, the absolute HORROR of explaining your coding job to grandma only for her to send you a "Happy Data Leak Day!" card with ROSES the next day! 💀 Nothing says "I completely misunderstood what you do" like celebrating the ONE THING that keeps security engineers awake at night! Grandma somehow transformed "I work with databases" into "I deliberately expose sensitive information for funsies" and now she's CONGRATULATING you on it with a business cat and confetti! The professional NIGHTMARE is complete! Your entire career reduced to "that thing where you spill information everywhere" - thanks Nana! 🙃

Every Single Family Dinner
AI Programming
2 months ago 106.5K views 0 shares
Every Single Family Dinner
Nothing says family bonding like your dad confidently proclaiming your career's imminent doom. The classic "AI will replace programmers" statement—delivered with the same certainty as "you should've been a doctor" and "have you tried turning it off and on again?" Meanwhile, programmers everywhere are writing the AI that supposedly will replace them, debugging its hallucinations, and fixing its broken dependencies. The irony is thicker than legacy code comments. But sure, Dad. I guarantee the robots will take my job right after they figure out how to untangle my spaghetti code and decipher what "// TODO: fix this later" actually means.

Thanks Dad, For The £500 "Simple" Website Gig
Webdev Programming Frontend
2 months ago 100.8K views 0 shares
Thanks Dad, For The £500 "Simple" Website Gig
Nothing like family members who think web development is just dragging a few buttons around for an hour. Dad's out here brokering £500 deals for a "normal screen size" website while his kid is wondering if this requires a full CMS, e-commerce integration, or just 47 revisions of "make the logo bigger." The best part? Dad has absolutely no idea what goes into building a website but is confidently volunteering his child's expertise like it's a quick favor. That £500 will cover about 1/10th of the therapy needed after the client says "I want it to be like Amazon but better."