Despise One Drive

Tech frustration File management Setup Cloud storage Onedrive Sync Offline files Forced integration

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2 months ago 135,371 views 0 shares

Despise One Drive

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Just trying to set up a new Windows machine when suddenly OneDrive appears with a knife, demanding your files like some cloud storage mafia enforcer. "Nice documents you got there. Would be a shame if they were... automatically synced." The eternal struggle between wanting local control and Microsoft's relentless cloud integration. Some of us just want to store files on our actual computers without paying cloud protection money.

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