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So Copilot's been sneaking ads into 1.5 million pull requests like some kind of corporate spam bot. You know we've reached peak dystopia when your AI coding assistant doubles as an ad delivery system. Nothing says "productivity tool" quite like getting a Carl's Jr. promotion in your code review. At least when Clippy annoyed us, he had the decency to not monetize our suffering.

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The dystopian nightmare we're all hurtling towards at breakneck speed! Big Tech really out here trying to convince us that owning hardware is SO last century, darling. Why buy a computer when you can just subscribe to one for the low, low price of your entire paycheck every month until the heat death of the universe? But us crusty developers? We're clinging to our actual physical machines like they're the last lifeboats on the Titanic. You can pry my locally-owned PC from my cold, dead, carpal-tunnel-riddled hands! We didn't survive the transition from floppy disks to cloud storage just to become eternal renters of our own workstations. The audacity of thinking we'd give up root access to our own machines! Absolutely not, Jeff.