There Is No Going Back

You know that moment when your tech lead says "we need better test coverage" and you're sitting there thinking "yeah, I'll get to it"? Well, some developers would literally rather risk the apocalypse than write unit tests. The choice here is between manually writing unit tests for the rest of your career (the sensible blue pill) versus a 10% chance humanity just... ends (the spicy red pill). And buddy, that hand is going straight for the red one.

Writing unit tests is like flossing—everyone knows they should do it, their future self will thank them, but in the moment it feels like the most tedious chore imaginable. Mocking dependencies, setting up test fixtures, achieving that sweet 80% coverage... it's enough to make you question your life choices. So yeah, 90% survival odds? Those are rookie numbers compared to the certainty of writing expect(result).toBe(expected) for the 10,000th time.