Name A Bigger Lie Than Microsoft's "Stay Signed In" Promise

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Name A Bigger Lie Than Microsoft's "Stay Signed In" Promise

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The eternal Microsoft login loop - where "Stay signed in" is the digital equivalent of pushing a crosswalk button that's not connected to anything. You check that box with such hope, such optimism... only to be asked for your credentials again 15 minutes later. It's like Microsoft's authentication system has the memory of a goldfish with amnesia. The "Don't show this again" checkbox might as well say "Click here to feel like you have control over something in your life." Pure digital gaslighting at its finest.

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