Name A Bigger Lie Than Microsoft's "Stay Signed In" Promise

Content Have you ever seen code so bad it made you laugh? David Seidman, former Security Program Manager at Microsoft (2005-2016) Answered Feb 8 Upvoted by Aveesha Sharma, Masters of Science Software Engineering, Arizona State Univ... and Mandeep Kaur, MS Software Engineering, San Jose State University (2017) R. I was working for Microsoft's security incident response team investigating a vulnerability. We opened up the relevant file. It contained 10,000 lines of uncommented archaic C code. At the top was a single comment: This code has bugs. It did. ProdrammerHumor.io

The eternal language war between C# and Java developers summed up in bird form. One bird starts asking an innocent C# question, only to be immediately attacked by the Java zealot who can't fathom why anyone would choose "Microsoft Java." Then comes the nuclear option: a "your mom" joke involving C# syntax. Because nothing says "I have compelling technical arguments" like reverting to playground insults when discussing strongly-typed languages. The enterprise software ecosystem at its most mature.

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Microsoft really went from "hey, we made a helpful AI coding assistant" to "COPILOT EVERYWHERE OR YOU'RE FIRED" in record time. First it was just a VS Code extension, cool. Then a dedicated button on your keyboard (because apparently Ctrl+Shift+P wasn't good enough). Now they're cramming it into Windows 11 like it's the secret ingredient to world domination. The progression from reasonable feature to full clown mode is chef's kiss. Nobody asked for AI in their File Explorer, Notepad, Paint, and probably soon in Calculator too. "It looks like you're trying to add 2+2, would you like me to write a 47-line essay about it?" The "Microslop" nickname writes itself when you're force-feeding features nobody wants while wondering why people are annoyed. Classic tech giant move: take something useful, make it mandatory, then act surprised when users revolt.

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Comparing Red Star OS (North Korea's Linux distro) to Windows 11 is like asking if store-brand cereal and name-brand cereal have any differences. Spoiler: it's just different packaging for the same surveillance. Both track everything you do, one's just more honest about it. The corporate overlords might be different, but your data's still going somewhere it probably shouldn't.