Name A Bigger Lie Than Microsoft's "Stay Signed In" Promise

Oh, the face of pure existential pain when someone casually mentions Windows in a room with a Linux user! That neck vein about to pop as they physically restrain themselves from launching into their rehearsed 47-minute TED talk about how they compiled their own kernel just to browse Reddit. Meanwhile, everyone else is just trying to talk about normal human things like weather and sports, but our Linux friend is sitting there, twitching, desperately waiting for someone to ask "so what OS do you use?" Nobody will ask. Nobody ever asks. But they're ready. They're always ready.

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Microsoft OneDrive in its natural habitat: disappearing when you need it, reappearing when you don't. It's like that coworker who vanishes during crunch time but shows up immediately for free pizza. The cloud giveth, and the cloud taketh away – usually right before that important presentation. Classic Microsoft reliability... just slightly less predictable than a Windows update restart.

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