Name A Bigger Lie Than Microsoft's "Stay Signed In" Promise

Content When you hear about Microsoft buying Github You realize your open source code is worthless eitherways

Content Graeme Coleman graemecoleman V Hello, my name is Graeme, I have a PhD in computing, and I am a senior accessibility consultant, but when I want to type "" on a Windows laptop 1 go to Beyonc's Wikipedia page and copypaste the letter from there.

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Saying "I love Microsoft Teams" unironically is basically a medical emergency. The meme uses the classic stroke symptoms format to suggest that anyone who genuinely enjoys Teams might need immediate neurological evaluation. Teams is notorious for being a resource-hogging Electron app that somehow manages to consume 2GB of RAM just to send a "👍" emoji. It crashes during important meetings, has a UI that changes every other week, and its notification system is about as reliable as a random number generator. The search function? Let's just say it's faster to scroll through six months of chat history manually. But hey, at least it's better than Skype for Business... right? Right?

The perfect visualization of conditional formatting in spreadsheets. One snake sees a purple wall and insists it's pink, while the other swears it changes color when you blink. It's exactly like when you set up those Excel rules that make cells change color based on values, and then your coworker opens the file and goes "why is everything green?" Meanwhile, you're staring at a sea of red cells wondering if you're both looking at the same damn spreadsheet. The turtle is just QA, silently judging everyone's reality.

The Venn diagram of pain where Excel users and incels intersect on "incorrectly assuming something is a date." Excel thinks your phone number is February 3rd, 1906, while that other group thinks a friendly "good morning" text means wedding bells. The real tragedy? Both refuse to accept proper formatting instructions.