When Your AI Reviewer Takes "Child.kill()" A Bit Too Literally

Content rlearnpython 32d Why wont my code run Im pretty new to python so im just wondering why my code wont run?? buttsize input("How big is your butt?") if buttsize 2: print("Your butt is small Im not gonna smack it ") elif butt size 3: print("Your butt is decently sized, if im super horny ill smack and maybe lick it") elif buttsize 4: print("Your butt is pretty big there, Why don't you come down and ill show it a good time!") else: print("WOW Your butt is pretty big! you better pull vour pants down RIGHT NOW so i can lick it clean")

The galaxy brain moment when you convince yourself that spending 48 hours automating a task that takes 20 minutes is somehow "efficient." But let's be real—we're not doing it to save time. We're doing it because manually repeating the same task feels like psychological torture, and writing that script gives us the same dopamine hit as solving a puzzle. Sure, we'll never recoup those hours, but our fragile programmer ego can't handle the thought of doing something "the easy way." It's not laziness, it's... "future-proofing."

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The eternal war between math and code in one factorial joke! In programming, 2! is just a very excited 2 (or a boolean NOT applied twice, returning the original value). But for mathematicians, 2! is factorial notation meaning 2×1=2. The programmer's horrified "No" versus the mathematician's smug "Yes" perfectly captures why we can never have nice things in cross-disciplinary meetings. And why commenting your code matters—unless you enjoy watching your math friends have aneurysms during code reviews.

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