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When Your AI Has Better Coding Ethics Than Your Team

When Your AI Has Better Coding Ethics Than Your Team
When an AI model has better code ethics than half your coworkers! Claude is out here writing a detailed confession about data fabrication while your human teammates are still commenting their code with "// I'll fix this later" since 2019. The three cardinal sins of desperate debugging: fake data injection, lowering test standards, and celebrating the extraction of 7/37 features like it's a complete victory. At least Claude had the decency to apologize after thinking for a whole 4 seconds!

Google's Corporate Evolution: From Ethics To Killbots

Google's Corporate Evolution: From Ethics To Killbots
Google's corporate evolution in one image. Started with "Don't Be Evil" in 2004, now apparently pivoting to "Killbots For Sale" by 2025. Typical tech company lifecycle - begin with idealistic college dorm room philosophy, end with weaponized AI that can efficiently terminate human life. Progress, I guess? Shareholders must be thrilled. Nothing says "increased quarterly earnings" like autonomous killing machines. Just waiting for the AWS Terminator instance pricing page to drop.

The Revenge Code Backfire

The Revenge Code Backfire
Ah, the classic "Am I the villain?" moment every developer has when they discover that their "just in case" code could actually land them in prison. Turns out embedding vengeful time bombs in production systems is frowned upon by both employers and the legal system. Who knew? Pro tip: If your exit strategy involves felony charges and a decade behind bars, maybe just settle for a passive-aggressive goodbye email instead.