Oh honey, the HIERARCHY is real and it HURTS. Poor Cobol sitting there like someone's forgotten grandpa at Thanksgiving, while Python and JavaScript are living their best life as the hot power couple everyone wants to be around. And then there's Java, looking like they just realized their entire existence is pain and enterprise applications. The way Python is getting ALL the attention while Java sits there in existential crisis is sending me. Meanwhile Cobol is just... there. Existing. Probably running your bank's backend from 1987 and wondering why nobody invites them to hackathons anymore. The disrespect is ASTRONOMICAL but also painfully accurate.
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