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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Presented Without Comment

Python Javascript Java Programming
4 months ago 26.5M views 1 shares
Presented Without Comment
Oh honey, the HIERARCHY is real and it HURTS. Poor Cobol sitting there like someone's forgotten grandpa at Thanksgiving, while Python and JavaScript are living their best life as the hot power couple everyone wants to be around. And then there's Java, looking like they just realized their entire existence is pain and enterprise applications. The way Python is getting ALL the attention while Java sits there in existential crisis is sending me. Meanwhile Cobol is just... there. Existing. Probably running your bank's backend from 1987 and wondering why nobody invites them to hackathons anymore. The disrespect is ASTRONOMICAL but also painfully accurate.

Nobody Knows Monkey C

php Programming Javascript Webdev Java
1 year ago 508.8K views 0 shares
Nobody Knows Monkey C
JavaScript gets all the love while C, Java, Rust, and others gang up on poor PHP. Then in the shadows, we find the true outcasts: another PHP developer and the mythical Monkey C programmer, sweating nervously because nobody even remembers they exist. The programming language hierarchy in one comic! JavaScript strutting around like it owns the web (it kinda does), while PHP gets bullied despite powering like 80% of the internet. And Monkey C? That's the language you put on your resume when you're hoping the interviewer is too embarrassed to admit they've never heard of it.

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