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Visual Studio's autocomplete turning a simple comparison operator into a bitshift monstrosity is the digital equivalent of asking for a hammer and receiving a nuclear warhead. The editor's overzealous "helpfulness" transforms if (a into if (a > b) faster than you can say "undo." Nothing like watching your innocent conditional suddenly become a bizarre bitwise operation that'll have your compiler laughing at you behind your back.

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Oh, the TRAUMA of traditional game development! 😱 Google's AI guru is basically saying "Sweetie, why suffer through actual programming when you can just ~vibe~ your way to a game?" The audacity of suggesting we'll create games by just vibing with AI instead of sobbing through C++ pointer errors at 3 AM! The next 100M "developers" won't know the exquisite pain of debugging memory leaks or the character-building agony of compiler errors. They'll just... VIBE?! Is this the coding apocalypse? The death of suffering as a programmer rite of passage?! I'm clutching my mechanical keyboard in absolute HORROR! 💀

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