0 Vs Null: The Eternal Bathroom Debate

When your recruiter says you need 7 years of experience in a technology that's only existed for 1 year. Time dilation on this planet is the only way to meet job requirements these days. Job listings be like: "Entry level position - must have mastered three programming languages that haven't been invented yet and sacrificed your firstborn to the GitHub gods." The real interstellar mission isn't exploring new worlds—it's finding a way to accumulate enough experience to qualify for that "junior" position.

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