You Are On Your Own

Legacy code Technical debt Senior developer Code maintenance Spaghetti code Business requirements Software development Code documentation Career regrets Tom and jerry

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You Are On Your Own

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The circle of developer suffering in its natural habitat! A senior dev who wrote incomprehensible code 15 years ago is now expected to implement shiny new business requirements using that same cryptic mess they created. Karma really is that colleague who remembers every bad decision you've ever made. Nothing quite like the horror of realizing that indecipherable spaghetti code with zero comments was actually written by... past you. The technical debt collector has arrived, and he's charging interest!

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