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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Business requirements Memes

Posts tagged with Business requirements

You Are On Your Own

Programming Agile Debugging Backend
21 days ago 198.0K views 0 shares
You Are On Your Own
The circle of developer suffering in its natural habitat! A senior dev who wrote incomprehensible code 15 years ago is now expected to implement shiny new business requirements using that same cryptic mess they created. Karma really is that colleague who remembers every bad decision you've ever made. Nothing quite like the horror of realizing that indecipherable spaghetti code with zero comments was actually written by... past you. The technical debt collector has arrived, and he's charging interest!

Scrum Master: The Requirements Reaper

Agile Devops Programming
5 months ago 151.3K views 0 shares
Scrum Master: The Requirements Reaper
The skeleton of corporate productivity! Taking vague business requirements and transforming them into mandatory 8:30 AM standups where nobody knows what's happening. Bonus points if the requirements change right after the meeting ends and the sprint board looks like it was organized by a toddler with a keyboard. The only thing more dead than that skeleton is my will to estimate story points for features nobody understands.

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