The CEO's "Next Era" Nightmare

That suspicious QA Manager face is the universal constant of software development. Code passing all tests without a single bug is like finding a unicorn—mythical and slightly terrifying. The cat's skeptical glare perfectly captures that moment when your QA Manager is silently calculating how many bugs are actually hiding in your "flawless" code. They've seen too many production disasters that started with "it worked on my machine" to believe your zero-bug fairy tale. They're lurking around corners, peeking through doors, and plotting more edge cases that'll make your code crumble faster than a house of cards in a hurricane.

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The eternal developer dilemma: crawling 21 miles through the desert to automate a task that would take 10 minutes to do manually. Why solve something in 10 minutes when you can spend your entire workday building an over-engineered solution? The automation paradox is real—we'll happily burn 10 hours "saving time" while completely ignoring the simple path right in front of us. The ROI math never checks out, but hey, at least we got to write code instead of doing actual work!

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