The CEO's "Next Era" Nightmare

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The CEO's "Next Era" Nightmare

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Oh look, it's another tech visionary with a "revolutionary" app cobbled together from Stack Overflow snippets and ChatGPT prompts! Nothing says "I understand software development" quite like a CEO dropping 700 spaghetti-coded files with ML models, LLM calls, and a Docker compose file that would make Kubernetes cry. The poor dev is basically being asked to perform digital necromancy on this monstrosity in just two weeks. That resume update isn't writing itself, buddy!

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