Why Did You Come To Interview

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Why Did You Come To Interview

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So you're telling me you showed up to a SOFTWARE ENGINEERING interview at a SOFTWARE COMPANY to do SOFTWARE THINGS and you... don't like coding? That's like applying to be a chef and saying "Yeah, I don't really vibe with food." The interviewer's face says it all – the sheer bewilderment, the existential crisis, the "did I just waste 30 minutes of my life?" energy radiating through the screen. Like bestie, what exactly were you planning to do here? Manage the office plants? Provide moral support to the CI/CD pipeline? The audacity is truly unmatched.

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