Cruel And Unusual Punishment

Oh, the HORROR! Forget solitary confinement—this judge just handed down the most SAVAGE punishment in legal history! 💀

Two years of JavaScript?! Might as well sentence them to manually debugging an infinite loop while sitting on a throne of semicolons! The Finnish prison system thinks they're being progressive with their "rehabilitation" but forcing someone to deal with JavaScript's chaotic type coercion and callback hell is basically a war crime that violates the Geneva Convention.

I'd literally rather break rocks in a chain gang than try to remember if I need to use "==" or "===" for the ten millionth time. The TRAUMA!