Where Is My Job Offer?

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Where Is My Job Offer?

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LinkedIn's notification system: the ultimate developer tease. Getting excited about appearing in 367 searches only to realize those HR people and recruiters ghosted you faster than an uncaught exception. The classic tech industry paradox – somehow you're simultaneously "highly visible" and completely invisible. It's like having 100% test coverage but your app still crashes in production.

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