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When your manager says "just process the last 1000 files" but you're dealing with a PHP script that's about to iterate through 2 million files while comparing against a database of 1 million records. The script is literally pulling 1000 records with limit(1000) but then checking EACH of your 2 million files against those 1000 records with in_array() . That's a cool O(n²) operation that's going to take approximately checks notes forever to complete. Your server's CPU is already writing its resignation letter.

Real depression isn't dramatic tears—it's your friend showing you their recursive permutation algorithm with questionable variable names and syntax highlighting that burns your retinas at 2 AM. The code looks like it was written by someone who learned Java through a game of telephone, with a swap function that's practically begging for an off-by-one error. Nothing triggers existential dread quite like having to explain why their beautiful monstrosity will crash in production.

The dreaded family gathering where your entire coding career is reduced to "can you fix my printer?" The meme brilliantly mashes up Among Us with the universal software engineer experience - suddenly you're not the person who builds complex systems, you're just the designated tech support. It's like getting a PhD in neurosurgery only to have your family exclusively ask you about their headaches. The transformation from "software engineer" to "laptop repairman" happens faster than a production server crashes after you push untested code on Friday afternoon.