They Don't Even Know What Exceptions Are For

Content The six steps of debugging: 1) That can't happen. 2) That doesn't happen on my machine. 3) That shouldn't happen. 4) Why does that happen? 5) Oh, I see. 6) How did that ever work? Yesterday I reached step 6

Content Never tuck your shirt in again

Content Coding alone Coding in an interview ProgrammerHumo

Content S. Qiouyi Lu I 7i sqiouyilu I'M SCREAMING LMFAO THIS IS A PAYMENT FORM Y'ALL I. I LITERALLY CAN'T CHECK OUT Last Name is too short Last Name Lu

Four years of programming and suddenly you're an "expert." The cat's face says it all – that mix of panic and impostor syndrome when someone mistakes your Stack Overflow copy-paste skills for actual knowledge. Truth is, after four years you've just figured out how much you don't know. The real experts are too busy fixing production outages caused by junior devs who thought they knew everything after their bootcamp.

The digital resistance has begun! This dev is proudly weaponizing their garbage code as a form of technological sabotage against AI overlords. By releasing horrific spaghetti code into the wild, they're essentially feeding poison to the machine learning models that scrape GitHub for training data. It's like deliberately contaminating the water supply, except the victims are neural networks and the poison is nested if-statements that go 17 levels deep. Chaotic evil programming at its finest!