They Don't Even Know What Exceptions Are For

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The horror! Using exceptions as a data transport mechanism is like using a fire alarm as an intercom. Some backend dev actually built a system where they're intentionally throwing exceptions to pass data between services! That's like deliberately crashing your car to change lanes. Exception handling is meant for exceptional circumstances, not as your primary API. The stack traces alone would make any performance profiler weep. Imagine the logs: "ERROR: Everything's actually fine, we just needed to send some JSON to the payment service." This is the programming equivalent of using a sledgehammer to insert a thumbtack.

Storage space? No problem. 1TB? Plenty. But 43GB of RAM? That's where the smile fades. The meme perfectly captures that moment when you find a cool AI model (deepseek-1:70b) that could run locally, but then reality hits—your machine needs more RAM than most data centers. It's like being told you can have a Ferrari, but only if you can fit it in your studio apartment. The five stages of AI grief: excitement, hope, realization, despair, and finally acceptance that cloud computing exists for a reason.