When You Are Your Own Worst Critic And Worst Developer

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Nothing prepares you for the mental breakdown quite like Java programming. Two months of dealing with NullPointerExceptions, verbose syntax, and enterprise boilerplate would make anyone paint their face and laugh maniacally in traffic. The real villain origin story isn't falling into a vat of chemicals—it's maintaining legacy Java code with no documentation. At least the Joker only had to deal with Batman, not Spring dependency injection.

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The eternal Python love affair strikes again! That moment when a programmer's head turns faster than a sorting algorithm at the mere mention of Python, while completely ignoring other perfectly good languages. The syntax is so clean you could eat off it, the libraries so plentiful you'd need AWS storage to count them all. And let's be honest - once you've tasted those sweet, sweet indentation-based code blocks, semicolons just feel like unnecessary punctuation trauma. First love in programming is like first love in life - irrationally powerful and immune to logical arguments about performance benchmarks.

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