The Sophisticated Art Of Debugging

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The Sophisticated Art Of Debugging

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The evolution from peasant-tier print statements to sophisticated log functions is the coding equivalent of putting on a tuxedo. Sure, both get the job done, but one makes you feel like you actually know what you're doing while hiding the fact that your debugging strategy is still "throw random text at the console until something makes sense." Fancy logging with timestamps and severity levels is just us pretending we're not still the same confused devs who started with print("here") and print("why god why").

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